Twas a lovely day. I went down to the Navy Recruitment office where I was told they don’t need philosophers. Sigh. They never do, do they? Down-hearted, I went to my next best bet: Embry-Riddle Jacksonville office. I toured the facility and spoke to the Head Dude. He sat me down. Well, that was that. I knew all I needed to know before I even walked in. So, poof! PhD.
“Not all who wonder are lost.” -Tolken